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Old Mar 04, 2006, 12:48 AM // 00:48   #21
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Lagstorm ; 25 energy, 1/4 cast, 60 recharge

Create a Lagstorm at target foe's location. For 10 seconds, foes adjacent to that location are having lag and taking double damage.
That skill isn't useless.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 01:12 AM // 01:12   #22
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Fake lag
Elite Stance, 5 Energy, 1/4 sec cast, 1 second recharge

Stance lasts 1 - (run duration) seconds. While in stance, you fake lag through 4 Tombs UW levels. Stance ends if your party makes it to the darknesses.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 01:19 AM // 01:19   #23
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Left the game {E} Monk skill

Elite spell, While being complained to about improper healing - Leave the game. 50% chance of party members PMing you with 5th grade insults.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 01:19 AM // 01:19   #24
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Chuck Norris minon (death)

summoun a lvl -100-0 Chuck Norris. MUST have about 500 dead bodies around to use. damge -45-0. Enrgy +100, Recharge 8 hours.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #25
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Snowman Signet: Recharge Time 10. Summon a Snowman who instantly melts no matter what the enviroment, but heck, its a free snowman!
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 02:42 AM // 02:42   #26
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Chuck Norris minon (death)

summoun a lvl -100-0 Chuck Norris. MUST have about 500 dead bodies around to use. damge -45-0. Enrgy +100, Recharge 8 hours.
i'd use it
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 03:02 AM // 03:02   #27
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Holy Wrath 10e 2 sec cast time 1 pip maint cost.
While you maintain this "Enchantment", whenever target ally takes attack damage, this spell deals 66% of the damage back to the source (maximum 5-41) and you lose 10 energy.



...or...
Invincibility [E] 5 energy 0 seccond recharge
for 30 secconds all wammos (w/mo) in the area are equipped with mending, and a feeling of invincibility; giving them the moral fortitude to aggro every possible foe in sight, causing the death of all allies in the party other than themselves. for each dead ally, invincibility's duration is increased by 10 secconds.

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Old Mar 04, 2006, 09:00 AM // 09:00   #28
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Exaggerated Stance {E} - 10e, 45 sec recharge

Stance. For 11...18 seconds, you 'block' all spells that are cast on you as an ally, nearby ally or ally in the area. For the duration of the stance, you move 66% slower and cannot attack. This stance ends if a spell is cast on you by an enemy.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 09:27 AM // 09:27   #29
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"Go go go go go go go go go!" {E} 5e 30r

Elite Shout. Set off the timer at first level of Hero's Ascent. All party members are unable to gain morale and move 90% slower for the next 10 minutes.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 09:39 AM // 09:39   #30
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Superman's Underpants Signet

Energy Cost: N/A, Cast Time: 3 seconds, Recharge Time: 100 morale boosts

Description: For 1 second, this signet will make your character wear Superman's Underpants lawlwlwlwl!!11
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #31
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grenth's kiss

touch target foe to heal it for 50-100 health (healing prayers)
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56   #32
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Kill Pet:
Signet- 3 second cast, 10 second recharge
Description- Kill your own pet, Requires "I will avenge you!" to be one of your equiped skills.

Earplugs:
Ranger Signet- 3 second cast, 20 second recharge
Description- for 5..15 seconds you are not effected by enemy shouts.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 03:09 PM // 15:09   #33
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Touch of Weariness (Domination):
Spell - 10 energy, 2 second cast, 5 recharge
Target touched foe loses 1...4 energy. You lose 110...66 health.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 03:12 PM // 15:12   #34
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Premature Ejaculation Signet
Instant cast, 1 hour recharge(rofl)
Your next skill is cast instantly but you move 50% slower for the next five minutes, and all your skills are disabled.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #35
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Useless Skill
for 5 to 10 seconds this skill does absolutely nothing
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 05:18 PM // 17:18   #36
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Gylph of Even Lesser Energy:
Cost: 5 energy
Description: your next spell cost 5 less energy to cast.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 05:48 PM // 17:48   #37
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super slash!
sword skill:
adrenalin required: 9999
90% to miss if you have Swordsmanship below 17
If this sword attack hit you deal 1 dmg on target foe!
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 09:30 PM // 21:30   #38
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"I Will Kick You"
0 en 0 recharge (usable in town)
automaticly kick all the noob from your party.......for 1 day - 1 year, noobs will never bother you again (99% failure with rank 9 or below)
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #39
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Gylph of lighter Lesser Energy:
Cost: 5 energy
Description: your next spell cost 10 less energy to cast and is a lighter energy.
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Old Mar 04, 2006, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #40
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Death Signet. Attrib: Healing Prayers
Cast: 1/4 second
You and all your allies die and target foe is healed to 100% health.
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